ANOTHER Birthday?! Well the Tea Ride is All About The Cake… ’bout the Cake…
Yeah it’s pretty clear, We ain’t no size twos
But we can pedal it, pedal like we’re supposed to do
‘Cause we got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places
We see the magazines working that Photoshop**
We know that shit ain’t real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just raise ’em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my cyclin’ momma told me don’t worry about your size
She says, they all like a little more (bike) frame to hold at night
You know we won’t be no stick-figure, racing triathlon dolls,
So, if that’s what’s you’re into
Then go ahead and move along….
The Tea Ride … As fast as the slowest rider – and PROUD OF IT! Whoever and Whatever Wheels You Ride……
This weekend sees Miss W’s birthday…. slightly longer pre-tea ride – Chedd, Long Marston. Aston Abbotts, Cublington and back to The Stag at Mentmore for Birthday Cake 11.15/11.30am. If you’re not able to ride and plan on joining us there, please let us know to expect you!
As ever…. leaving the Rose & Crown, Ivinghoe at 10am.
** It is hereby acknowledged that cycling magazines do encourage the average and non professional rider to “get stuck in and give it a go”. Therefore, no offence towards cycling magazine titles is intended……